Yee Who Smelt it Dealt it?

Sir I’m sorry but you smell like marijuana, you’re totally going to jail forever now
On April 6, 2006, state trooper Brent Hanger passed a vehicle with very dark, tinted windows…. Hanger detected the “moderate[]” smell of marijuana coming from the car. … He informed both Hurley and Grande they were under arrest based on the [...]

Physical Retardation is a Mental Issue

Shit, how do I form a sentence again?
Now, the illness du jour is autism. You know what autism is? I’ll tell you what autism is. In 99 percent of the cases, it’s a brat who hasn’t been told to cut the act out. That’s what autism is.
“Autism is a brain development disorder that impairs social [...]

Jerking Around By The Gas Nozzle

Larry Craig doesn’t want his gas nozzle played with by foreigners, he wants good wholesome young American interns to jerk his gas nozzle around. Careful though, when stuff shoots out it’s too expensive to waste, make sure it all goes in the…
God damn he’s gay.
Oh, and Obama is up by 25 in California. [...]

Washington State Republicans Only Find 3 People Proud of America

That’s far fewer than Tennessee did. I wish I knew 3 people proud of America right now, I figure these people have been living under a rock, that’s why I can’t find them.

Addiction to Crude Oil

Granted it’s hard to find exact numbers but I’m rather curious about this, it’s obvious we’re addicted to crude oil but just what can we do about it?
So from crude oil we make many things, many many different types of fuel, so many that it would take days to figure out how much of each [...]

More Info on Medical Marijuana Bust

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Dan Donohoe, spokesman for the King County Prosecutors Office, says his office was consulted and recommended the search. He says police told Senior Deputy Prosecutor Ellen O’Neill-Stephens that they responded to the storefront on The Ave after a neighbor complained about the “smell or presence of marijuana.” A county district judge in Shoreline signed the [...]

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