Conservatives Are Just Jealous of Seattle
Posted on August 1, 2008
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That one chick from FOX who couldn’t write her only lines if her life depended on it
Welcome to Seattle’s enviro-nitwit checklist:
Bullying residents into buying Gorebulbs and terrorizing pants off children as part of the mayor’s green brainwashing?
Anti-plastic bag policing and tax hikes?
And now…closing off streets to cars and pushing residents to jump rope and draw chalk art?
Bullying? I put energy saving bulbs in my house because it’s cheaper, and we don’t see the point of selling bulbs that last barely a few years and suck up energy like…an energy waster. They’re stupid and useless, we’ve evolved, unlike you who seems to think fire can only come from smashing 2 rocks together.
Anti-Plastic bag? Hardly, if you want a plastic bag pony up the 20 cents, I figure working for faceless corporate interests pays you more than enough, or maybe you should just never come to Seattle, please give me more ideas that will insure you never step foot in my town EVER.
Pushing us into jumping rope and chalk art? I’ve never been pushed into anything all my life here, and these summer days are getting way too crowded to walk around in the city, let alone drive. Even if you could drive through the streets being blocked off it would take you hours to move a few blocks, so why not close them down to cars if cars wouldn’t really be able to use them anyway. Why are you driving around Broadway on a Sunday anyway, that’s just retarded.
Yep, who needs drilling? Seattleites will just jump up and down on the streets until they find new energy sources– or draw them with chalk and imagine they’re real!
Ironically we’d like to install those panels where our kinetic energy from walking gets stored up into batteries and then we use that energy to power our city. It’s not really a new energy source, our feet, but I can see how it’s hard for you to wrap your head around an energy source that’s not oil. That’s also a great question, who the hell needs drilling? We won’t have to drill for air, water or the sun, and all of these elements we can use to power everything we need. This is the reason we voted for Greg Nickles, because we love him, that’s the reason he’s going to get reelected here, because we love what he’s doing, if you don’t like it I highly suggest and recommend that you never visit Seattle, stay as far away as possible from us.
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