John McCain Offers Wife to Court Biker Vote
Posted on August 5, 2008
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To fend off the crowd from running him over John McCain today offered his wife to 50,000 bikers.
“I was looking at the Sturgis schedule and noticed that you have a beauty pageant and so I encouraged Cindy to compete. I told her, with a little luck, she could be the only woman ever to serve as both the First Lady and Miss Buffalo Chip,” he said to cheers.
For those of you not in the ‘biker scene’ I’d like to dedicate the next paragraph to what my father likes best about “Miss Buffalo Chip“.
I like the part where I see all the boobies.
Thanks Dad, any thoughts on Cindy McCain running this year?
Doesn’t she have a daughter?
That’s enough of that. I didn’t think McCain would have much of a problem with South Dakota, he might have to run a few TV ads there apologizing for offering up his wife in such a suggestive way. Course this could have been just another insult, if John McCain crashes in a private jet who just happens to not be traveling with his wife at the time, oh we’ll know what happened.
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