Discovering The Conservitive Movement
Posted on September 6, 2008
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I’m borderline obsessed with information about Palin recently, I’ve been trying to put my finger on what it is about her that makes me so curious. I think I’ve found it, and I think it’s as scary as I would have thought. When I was boothing for the democrats at hempfest we encountered a few people who when approached with even the idea that Obama might be president came right out and said “I cannot support Obama, it’s against my beliefs”. What was striking about this man was that he was selling pot brownies, but looking back I seem to remember him being apart of the Larouche gang, this got me thinking.
If the people who would be considered extreme leftists cannot vote for Obama for whatever extreme leftist ideas they have what about the people on the extreme of the right? To further that point though, before I start talking about Palin, I’d like to point out that Biden is no extreme leftist’s wet dream, there’s still many things he’s more centered on and Kucinich would have been that leftist wet dream. Palin however is the extreme conservitive’s wet dream, both literally and figuratively. Look at this crazy guy talk about how he hopes McCain wins and then dies so Palin can take over. That he cannot vote for McCain because of what he believes in but Palin would be his ideal choice, yet I see no reference to people being so happy about Biden that they hope something happen to Obama.
It’s a double standard but moreover I can help this guy out in his logic.
1. She is going to be extremely popular among young voters…”She’s a babe!”
I wouldn’t touch Palin with a 10 foot poll, I don’t care how good you think her face/body looks every time she opens her mouth it makes me want to stab my ears out. If the American voter doesn’t hear a word from her between now and November 4th the republicans might have a chance, only then the debate becomes “where in the world is Sarah Palin”. Think of the millions of people who will tune in to the VP debates, she’s going to be obliterated. You’d have to define young but I’ll assume you meant under 30, I’m not sure if this blogger has ever been to a college in the last 8 years but the hatred for the republicans is thick. Aside from Peter Doocy I can’t think of a single person under 30 who’s excited for Sarah Palin, and he doesn’t count cause he’s just brainwashed by his father.
2. She is also a great person.
Republicans would love to think being president is a popularity contest, I understand that back in high school it was the cool thing to be, “hey I’m class president, wanna get laid?” but when the camera shifts to what responsibilities you have you need a real leader. That’s why high school class presidents have 1, maybe 2 ‘tasks’ that always have someone double checking their work, usually a paid position the principal assigns to do the work you’re ‘responsible’ for. That’s not how things get done in the real world, in fact while Palin was doing that while mayor (hiring people to do the job she was elected to do) she fucked everything up. I know her intentions were for the best, I know she didn’t want to waste millions of tax payer dollars, but she did, and while that doesn’t make her a horrible human being that makes her a bad public servant.
3. There is more untapped oil in Alaska than in Saudi Arabia. “For the good of our economy, we need to tap America’s oil wealth!
That’s all speculation, and hardly a reason to elect someone vice president. By that measure let’s just elect the person with the biggest feet, or the most money, let’s measure out how long their smile is and whoever wins gets to be president. We don’t need oil anymore, we’re beyond oil, it’s not going to be here forever. We can drill till the cows come home and still need more, it’ll never be enough, so unless you can find me a magical machine that generates oil that doesn’t destroy the planet it’s about damn time we move on. Every other country is doing this, by the time we start pulling the oil out of the ground the demand is going to be so low it’ll be seen as wasteful to take the time in getting it out of the ground. We will have put out a carbon tax on it so we can keep our air clean and that will make oil so expensive you’ll be seen as stupid for not investing in an alternative vehicle over the past 10 years.
So here is my three point plan:
1. Vote Constitution Party. (I vote my conscience and cannot support McCain even with Palin.)
2. Pray for Sarah Palin to win. (I am an idealist, but also a realist!)
3. Pray for John McCain’s salvation and speedy death. (Google The Forerunner’s articles on Impecatory Prayer if you think this is harsh.)
I love how he tells you to vote for the constitution party but doesn’t tell you who, does he write in constitution (his later entries point to Chuck Baldwin as his pick)? He thinks prayer will both deliver a Palin victory and in a separate prayer you should ask god to kill McCain. This blogger is among one of the stupidest voices the conservitive movement has ever seen and it will be the reason they lose. Their time is over, we no longer accept someone’s political agenda if it involves killing someone to get there.
Oh and also, Bill O’Reilly is trying to convince people that it’s ok for your 17 year old unwed daughter to get pregnant as long as it was done under supervision. KOS. No seriously, Bill O’Reilly thinks it’s ok to have your 17 year old unwed daughter get pregnant as long as their parent is supervising the matter. This is how they justify Palin’s daughter but still think Jamie Spears was some kind of menace, if only her mother would have been watching…oh fucking a dude what the fuck is wrong with him.
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