Looking for a Perfect Hero

They say mimicry is the highest form of flattery, that’s probably why FOX made that hour special about how Governor Bush was the best president ever, but take a look at this clip from Media Matters.

Now I think I understand why Hannity is so pissed off at Obama for ordering his burger with spicy mustard [...]

Dance Dance Revolution The Musical

Super serial
Van Hansis will be among the 40-person cast of Les Freres Corbusier’s Dance Dance Revolution, created by the company and featuring original songs by Gary Adler and Phoebe Kreutz. The production will play the Ohio Theater, December 3-20. Alex Timbers will direct.
Les Freres will transform the Ohio Theater into a fully immersive, bombed-out discothèque [...]

It Will Never End

This may be the end of the road for not Joe the not Plumber. Today he filed suit against Ohio for hurting his feelings and making him upset, despite the fact that it was his own irresponsible actions that caused all the pain and suffering he claims. AP
Samuel J. Wurzelbacher says in the [...]

End of an Era: Part 2

Blockbuster go down the hole
Backrucy never tasted so sweet
Blockbuster (BBI) shares have crumbled after Bloomberg reported that the company has hired Kirkland & Ellis to explore a possible bankruptcy filing.
According to the filing, Kirkland was asked to evaluate restructuring options, including a possible pre-packaged bankruptcy.
Blockbuster has more than 7,500 stores, as well as a DVD-by-mail [...]

When I Grow Up…

I want to get away with the buying and selling of human beings because I’m so rich I would be impossible to throw behind bars. Imagine how cool it would be to pay some hooker millions of dollars to have sex with and then sit back and laugh while she and all her friends [...]

Boycott Kellogg’s

Fuck Subway too
NORML calls on all those who are offended by the Kellogg’s dropping Michael Phelps over the photo of his private marijuana use to join us in the Boycott Kellogg’s movement. It is well past time we stopped punishing responsible adults for choosing to relax in private with a substance safer than alcohol.
Cereal and [...]

Pictures Show Michael Phelps as Human

OMG LOOKOUT FOR THE MARIJUANA BONG
In our exclusive photo Michael Phelps, who won a record EIGHT gold medals for swimming at the Beijing games last summer, draws from a bong.
Holy
Fucking
Shit
Next thing you know he was sitting on the couch asking for some munchies, destroying America one cheeto at a time. I love how demonized [...]

New Stimulus?

I heard, what seemed to be a rumor, on NPR that since the stimulus package had 0 bi-partisan support they’re going to go back over it and add a whole bunch of new spending onto it. Thank god, so what would happen if the republicans threaten to filibuster? Call their bluff, bring out [...]

Countdown Special Comment

Here’s a transcript. This is regarding McCain trying to blame the media for everything wrong with his campaign and how that’s never worked for anyone in the past.
Suggesting that the media is the only thing holding McCain back is laughable, it’s his stance on the war, on health care, on foreign policy, on the [...]

FISA Obama

I was thinking about writing something about this but Olberman puts it best. The whole election thing is really turning me off though, I’m trying to look for other things. Maybe something on Gregoire, she’s pretty cool.
“Obama voted uh-uh… thing terror stop.”
Vote against the FISA bill, if it still carries that immunity. The [...]

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