They Still Own The Road
I thought this was funny.
It’s only small because his other car IS A FUCKING TANK. Or knowing any real American his other car is a limbo hummer, because we’re all given one at birth.
I’ve been taking a few photo’s with my new camera, it’s super duper cool. Knowing full well these pictures would [...]
Incompetance
Laser + Eye = Good?
Moscow city health department officials confirmed 12 cases of laser-blindness at the Central Ophthalmological Clinic, and daily newspaper Kommersant said another 17 were registered at City Hospital 32 in the centre of the capital.
Attendees said heavy rains forced organizers to erect massive tents for the all-night dance party, and lasers that [...]
Slow News Day
I was all excited to post a bunch today, so far I’ve seen about 20 posts on Don Imus being a racist
Has Don Imus broken the promise that carried him back to the airwaves?
You’ll have to ask the morons who still listen to him, he’d be nothing without his fans just like Howard Stern would [...]
Women Shouldn’t Have Birth Control Options
Good for her, standing up for what she believes in, that women don’t deserve a choice when trying to get birth control. That women don’t really need any help getting equal pay, health care shouldn’t be provided to anyone without a shit ton of money first and that this war in Iraq should go [...]
We Have Different Standards
TP
I saw the reporting in your paper and on I think it was ABC this morning. I thought actually some of it was some of the most — certainly at least what I saw on television this morning was some of the more irresponsible reporting that I’ve ever seen, in terms of taking what this [...]
You Don’t Have To Work There…
But oh my god what the fuck
Howard Weyers tried the “carrot” approach by giving his employees incentives and encouragement to quit smoking. But when that didn’t work, he resorted to the stick. A big stick.
Weyers, owner of a health care benefits administrator in Lansing, Mich., gave his 200 employees an ultimatum in 2004: Quit smoking [...]
‘ello Govner
Lou Dobbs said what
It’s a hot topic in Republican political and fund-raising circles: CNN’s Lou Dobbs is thinking of running for governor of New Jersey.
Several well-connected Republicans say they’ve heard the buzz that Dobbs, famous for his sharp commentary about Washington policies and politics, may be turning his sights on Trenton and has inquired about [...]
Big Fat Liar Pants
Scott McClellan in Seattle
It’s 5 bucks for a ticket and I’d love to see what he has to say. It being Seattle you know there’s going to be some kind of protest going on, I’ll take pics and blog about it later.
Town Hall Seattle
1119 8th Avenue
Seattle, WA 98101
Confirmation Number:
Status: Shipment Pending
Event Date Price Qty [...]
I See The Demons!
Bobby, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore
The students, led by Susan’s sister and Louise, a member of a charismatic church, engaged in loud and desperate prayers while holding Susan with one hand. Kneeling on the ground, my friends were chanting, “Satan, I command you to leave this woman.” Others exhorted all “demons to leave [...]
He’s Too Good, GET HIS WIFE
I’m a Crazy Right-Wing Nut Job Who Loves to Eat Poop
Update: Salon is in high dudgeon over a caption that Fox ran during my segment referring to Michelle Obama as Obama’s “baby mama.”
I did not write the caption and I was not aware of it when it ran (the Baltimore studio doesn’t have a monitor). [...]